Once upon a time people would drive their vehicles into an empty field, dangle primitive electronics from their manually-winding windows and sit back to enjoy a celluloid film projected on a gigantic white rectangle on the other side of the paddock.

Drive-in theatres may be a thing of the past, but this shirt is so very now. Obey the speed limit and don’t annoy your fellow movie-goers by staying under 5 miles per hour and keeping your lights off!